aik din aik farishta animals ko un ki zaat bata raha tha Sher - Jutt Cheeta - Malik Haathi - Butt Zebra - Niazi Gadha - Sheikh Gadha bola: oh bhai ji main khota he theek aan

Memon: Ye Kela Kaise diya? Keley Wala:1 rupee Memon:60 paise ka deta hai? Keley wala:60 paise main to sirf chilka milega Memon:Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de!

New pakistan team for worldcup 2011 COach : wasim chakram team: bekar younus rashid takleef Shahid afriki Inzamam full duck Shoaib kambakhter MOhammad yousuf :) umer bull kamran khatmal kana naveedul hasan Mehman butt Extras baiman farhat danish maleria

Zindagi Badi Udas Hai Mujhe Lagi Pyas Hai Mujhe Khelni Aati Taash Hai Cow Khati Ghaas Hai Main Uska Sir toor Dunga Jisne kaha Meri Poem Bakwaas hai…

Sorry for distrubing you at this time... if you are free now... if you in good mood now.... if you have no work... then please delete this message.

Ek LARKI Ki DUA Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi, Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi, Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein, Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi

Roz-e-Mahshar Jab Hisaab Kitaab Honge 'MOBILE RAKHNE' Wale b Be-Naqaab Honge Jab Hogi MSG Na Karne Walon Ki GINTI Sar-e-Fehrist Janaab 'AAP' Honge

U knows the meaning for "ABCDEFG"-? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls. Reverse the letters "GFEDCBA"-? Girls forgot everything done & Catch new Boy Again!

dhoom dhoom teri biwi kesi dhoom dhoom teri esi ki tesi dhoom dhoom teray bachay kalay cream lagalay cream lagalay dhoom dhoom mene murghi paali dhoom dhoom aray anday wali dhoom dhoom bhaag gai saali dhoom dhoom meray birthday aai dhoom dhoom mene sab ko bulaya dhoom dhoom per koi na aya dhoom dhoom mujhe gussa aya dhoom dhoom mene tv chalaya dhoom dhoom ye gana ayaaa? dhoom machalay! dhoom machalay! dhoom

Math’s sir: a=b, b=c, a=c. prove this method with example. Student: sir, I love you. You love your daughter, so I love your daughter. Tats all sir.

In the cruel world it's very difficult to find a friend with beautiful feelings, pure heart, smart personality and stylish looks so don't lose me.

TRUE LOVE SONG: Bazigar 0 bazigar, Teri mummy ko razi kr, Tu ne dil mera tora, Mene ELFI se jorha, Mere ELFI ke pesey wapas kar Bazigar O bazigar......

Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay.. Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay.. zero balance wala koi......... balance chahta ho jaisay

Wife to husband: did you have any girl friend before marriage? Husband: remains silent. Wife: what is the meaning for the silence? Husband: don’t disturb while counting.

usse pyar kar k meri kismat jaag gaye usse pyar kar k meri kismat jaag gaye main ny itny love letter post kiye k WOH POST MAN k sath bhag gaye ....

A student was asked to write a signboard for the traffic rules near the school campus and he wrote “drive carefully, don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers”

Ek bona suhag raat walay din apne room mein gaya aur biwi se kaha: Chal ghori ban Biwi boli bohat jaldi ho rahi hai kya? Bona: Abay gate ki kundi lagani hai

Girls are like internet virus; they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download your problems and delete your happiness.

woh garam garam pani woh garam garam pani. woh sabun ki khushboo. woh bathroom main shampoo ki bottle… khair tum kya janoo rooz rooz nahane main kitna maza aata hai

Tension: when wife is pregnant. Terror: when girl friend is pregnant. Horror: when both are pregnant. Tragedy: when you are not responsible for both.